The retired drama queen…

I think this comic strip is so brilliant… It is hilarious!

I have been in this kind of situation at the office once too
often and I definitely understand the torture of endless workplace ennui. It
starts as early as 9am, the moment my scrawny bottom touches my chair two
invisible lumps of substance in the size of Ayers Rock automatically take place
on both my eyelids. Once they are there, there is no amount of caffeine can eradicate
them. Only latest gossips, bitching about the late paycheck, bitching about being
underpaid, shopping spree planning and discussions of euphoric party experience
can temporarily remove these rocks that are commonly known as sleepiness. And
just the cartoon above, here is my version of office journey of survival like:

9am : Switch on
Computer

10am: Think about our next mountain climbing vacation and
how to look gorgeous while panting for oxygen

11am: Think about how
to make my favourite person in the whole world look and sound stupid in the next meeting without sounding
intimidating

12pm : Think about Azman he is so yummy

1pm: Think about shoes and how to have shoes that match all
my baju raya without buying a pair for each

2pm: Think about Hazrina who is already in Penang for raya, dammit she is so fast

3pm: Think about nasi lemak with sambal and rendang daging

4pm : Think about what to have for berbuka 

4.55pm : Switch off computer

hahahahaha!

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