:: GoodStuff :: Why Men Are Happy People ::
What do you expect
from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all
yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another
snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a
white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never
have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut
on a bolt. Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress
$5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re
talking to them.
The occasional
well-rendered belch is practically expected.New shoes don’t cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
own jars.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to
shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One
wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a
pocket knife. You have freedom ofchoice concerning growing a mustache.
You always know where you are and never have to ask directions. You can
do Christmas shopping for 25relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No
wonder men are happier.
January 19th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
hahahah…and that is the hilarious truth…hahahahah