i have so much to blog about i just dont know where to start. i was about to write about some really funny stuff that happened at the office yesterday when someone called Mel, dropped me a msg at my shoutbox requesting for some recipe.
Fuuhuuu… what the hell??? do i like look like i can cook??? have u not ever seen me??
hehehe…go to www.diyanazman.com
Today I had the best kickboxing class ever. I am
convinced that I have totally burn off the calories from that sinful
macadamia cookie crust that I consumed yesterday as the topping on my 3
scoops of heavenly hazelnut chocolate ice cream. I am very encouraged to proceed burning the ice creams fat next Friday after my weekly visit to Famous Amos.
On top of the successful fat burning endeavor, at
the gym today, I was also infected with the commonly found syndrome called the
Nostrilbloom Syndrome (malay – Sindrom KembangHidung) which I rarely
experience except during the time my mother in law said my spaghetti
sauce tasted damn good (its preego she didn’t know). It recently
happened to my colleague Rena too here when we said she sounded exactly like Inul Gerudi when actually non of
us know how Inul sounds like except maybe Bani caused I saw him
watching her belly danced several times on youtube. But then again he
had the speaker turned off completely. I still wonder why.
Anyway, back to my story, the nice instructor lady
made us introduce ourselves one by one before we started. When it came
to my turn I said my name is Diyana, work a couple of blocks down,
married (and in the attempt to be funny I said) with a baby but
unfortunately my baby is a cat. Mentally I was referring to Azman’s
imaginary cat Si Cemong.
Some laughed, some said they have cats too, another asked if I take the hormone pills to lactate and feed my kitten.
But my instructor dropped her jaw. She
spoke with utter disbelief expressing that I, Puan Diyana Yang cannot
possibly be married because I, Puan Diyana Yang is very comel.
Comel is cute in Malay.
Lalalala!
Though I am truly not very cute but I do get those
kinda compliments from nice sympathetic people around me sometimes when
they want something from me but the fact that she thought that I am a
young girly virgin got my nostril flared pretty good.
She made my day.
Lalalala!
Have a nice weekend.
Pictures at www.diyanazman.com
My mother came to visit us last Friday. She came
with my kid sister and her three grandchildren, sons and daughter of my
elder brother and sister. They are Adam and Nurin both turning 8 this
year and Arash who will be 5 in October.
Adam and Arash are two very naughty, adorable
boys. Arash sometimes gets too obnoxious I almost cut him into pieces
and bury him in the basement. I came this close to doing that until I
realize that I don’t have a basement and he is actually too damn funny…..
This is a story about me choking my nephew to half conscious at a restaurant… more at www.diyanazman.com
Today is Valentine’s day and I am down with flu. I didn’t even go to
work. All day I lay around at home and blow sneezes every 30 seconds.
My nose had been very productive. So far I believe about a litter of
mucus had been generated from each nostril. If only my butt cells can
be as industrious, nobody would have mistaken my butt with my shoulder
blades anymore……
To read more go to www.diyanazman.com
Last saturday we had a small bbq and karaoke party at our place… The
food was awesome and the company was super duper awesome..Thanks Rena,
Azam, Suzy & Zariq, Dina & Ross and not forgetting Nize for
coming. You guys are really great!!! It was so much fun!
Azman and I have too many friends and too small a house. Our parties
and get-togethers have always been a separate account for my friends
from school, his friends from UM, my friends from UM, my colleagues and
so on… hehehe.. Need to get bigger house soon I guess.. :p
Check out the video and pictures at www.diyanazman.com
My assistant Bobby ( not his real name) is getting married. I am
very fond of my assistant. He is very efficient, hardworking and
helpful. When I ask him to use the thick Annual Report to crush the
back of my head whenever he sees me falling asleep on my desk, he will
instead use my ridiculously huge laptop! To ensure I don’t go drift
back to sleep, he shrieks loudly
“that one is for screwing my appraisal, you skinny pig!”
The rest of the story and my pictures at www.diyanazman.com
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Love, Di
Rummaging through old junks can really be great fun! And on rare occasion you can get to untangle hidden mysteries; unearth precious treasures or in my case last Friday, found a couple of pictures dated 1998 that are so valuable. Who would believe stacked among pictures of corporate launchings and AGMs are photos highly contributive to the well being of my personal state of humor; evidence to rare scientific phenomena and most importantly these pictures are fresh stimuli for me to submit a proposal to Rexona.
This is what I found at the office. Can you spot the not?
This entry is about pictures of an artist that will make majalah Mangga & URTV cry..Im contemplating wether to send them to the reporters or not…
To read on pls go to my new website www.diyanazman.com
Cheers!
