The retired drama queen…

My husband’s cat Si Cemong, holds a very special place in his heart.
Often I find myself second compared to flourish amount of love and
attention Azman is showering the animal. He can spend a long time
explaining to me what beautiful black stripes Cemong has, and how
graceful it can be while making a mess out of the clothes I have folded
in my wardrobe.

Si Cemong is one greedy spoilt cat. I spent exactly 30 seconds to
walk from my seat to the kitchen, get the ketchup bottle and come back
to the dining table just to find my share of chicken for dinner has
disappeared.
My husband, who claims to love me till the end of time witnessed it
all. He saw how the nasty feline leaped from the floor and snatched my
precious fried drumstick, gobble the juicy tender flesh down its throat
and yet he did not move an inch of his muscles to stop it.
He did not shoo the cat away, he did not spare me my dinner. Instead he
picked up the left over chicken bone, put it neatly on his very own
plate and described all this to me in vivid details. Oh how my heart
was shattered! Si Cemong and I are cherished by the same man…

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When my colleague Yani invited us to her wedding, my friends and I
were so excited. We planned the trip weeks in advance simply because
Yani’s hometown is situated all the way up in Fraser Hill, Pahang.

Eight of us, Azman and I, Rena, Azam, Nize, Fiza, Sri and her fiancé
Fairus stayed at a 3rooms apartment at SilverPark Resort. We had a
blast of a super good time throughout the whole 2 days trip.

I was mad fun! From jungle tracking to splashing at the waterfall to snooker and karaoke!!

I have posted the whole story with pictures and video of us singing
at www.diyanazman.com

Do check it out!

I think Azman is a very patient person. If I were handling a wife
like me I probably had long time ago fell for Mel Gibson because the
wife I have at home is most annoying. But nope Azman never does that
because he is duhh! not gay. And because he is also very patient. Isn’t
that the whole main point of me writing this paragraph? To tell that
Azman is patient?! then why the hell I go mentioning I have the hots
for Mel Gibson?? I thought I was gonna write about pizza??! Fishhh..
Oh I remember now! I was extremely exasperated and frustrated at Pizza
Hut recently,that I had annoyed my patient and cool Azman. You know lah men around 30 memanglah cool kan??? Faktor usia lah katakan…

The problem with dining at restaurants in Malaysia is they tend to
lie!!! They are all bunch of deceitful restaurateurs out there; the
pictures they put on the menus are so intensely exaggerated it will
bring shame to the sound engineers that dubbed the dush! dush!
kebaboom! effect everytime Salman Khan throws a sissy punch on bad
inspector Shahab in those Bollywood movies.

Being the early twenties muda remaja darah bergelora perut tengah lapar pulak tu
I have given the waiter a long lecture on commercial deceit. And how I
shall have him withered in pain as I murder him if I catch him spit on
my garlic bread after my educational lecture.

Then we went home and I made my own pizza. It was a life threatening
attempt. To think that I put Azman’s digestive system at stake yet
another time makes me feel very brave. Luckily the pizza turned out
damn good. You guys ought to try. ( All recipes attempted at your own
risks; the author of the blog will not be held reliable for any
diarrhea, vomiting and mother in law’s abhorrence).

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During the launching of Malaysia’s rfid microchip, I was in charge
of kissing them media rep’s butts. The event was inaugurated by
depressing Pak Dollah who was more interested in the durians and
mangoes in the box embedded with the powerful microchip rather than the
impressive rfid application itself. Cant blame em guys… watch movie
drool on the pontianak, watch tennis gawked on Anna, get off to space
and play traditional kiddy games.. those sorta things.

Spongy in the brain or not, I still wanna get my picture taken with
him and hey!! Check out this picture. You can see the whole of the half
of the front of my head!! Coolness..

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