The retired drama queen…

I think Azman is a very patient person. If I were handling a wife
like me I probably had long time ago fell for Mel Gibson because the
wife I have at home is most annoying. But nope Azman never does that
because he is duhh! not gay. And because he is also very patient. Isn’t
that the whole main point of me writing this paragraph? To tell that
Azman is patient?! then why the hell I go mentioning I have the hots
for Mel Gibson?? I thought I was gonna write about pizza??! Fishhh..
Oh I remember now! I was extremely exasperated and frustrated at Pizza
Hut recently,that I had annoyed my patient and cool Azman. You know lah men around 30 memanglah cool kan??? Faktor usia lah katakan…

The problem with dining at restaurants in Malaysia is they tend to
lie!!! They are all bunch of deceitful restaurateurs out there; the
pictures they put on the menus are so intensely exaggerated it will
bring shame to the sound engineers that dubbed the dush! dush!
kebaboom! effect everytime Salman Khan throws a sissy punch on bad
inspector Shahab in those Bollywood movies.

Being the early twenties muda remaja darah bergelora perut tengah lapar pulak tu
I have given the waiter a long lecture on commercial deceit. And how I
shall have him withered in pain as I murder him if I catch him spit on
my garlic bread after my educational lecture.

Then we went home and I made my own pizza. It was a life threatening
attempt. To think that I put Azman’s digestive system at stake yet
another time makes me feel very brave. Luckily the pizza turned out
damn good. You guys ought to try. ( All recipes attempted at your own
risks; the author of the blog will not be held reliable for any
diarrhea, vomiting and mother in law’s abhorrence).

You can get the recipe and see the picture at www.diyanazman.com

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