The retired drama queen…

Was in the big boss’ office discussing a multi million project. 4
out of 7 people there was devouring cancer sticks puff puff puff none
stop one stick after another. The room was not exactly big and of
course air-conditioned.

I saw the smoke from their cigarettes and those gushing out from
their mouths and noses formed huge evil skulls with fiery red eyes in
the mid air before disappearing. My face turned red then blue then
purple. With every breath that I took, I could feel exactly how so many
of the alveolus in my lung shriveled and turned into gooey green
poisonous mass forever……..

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Ladies and gentlemen, to the many-many people that have been asking
Diyanazman the no.1 frequently asked question, I am now ready to
answer. First I want to thank you for your utmost concern. I am now 8
weeks pregnant. You may now send me the 9 month supply of folic acid
and Anmum, I know you were dying to give me these presents because you
have been asking about the progress of my ovum and Azman’s sperms a
thousand times since the moment we touched down from our honeymoon in
Bali last year.

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